Your Taste is Exquisite.
Don't Let the Slop In.
Snotty Bot is your personal high-fidelity gatekeeper. You talk to it; it builds a playlist track by track, with receipts. Every pick gets argued for, every pick gets a position on the sonic map, and every pick gets played live in your browser. In an era of 50,000 AI uploads a day, if it doesn't have a soul, it doesn't get a spin.
Talk a Playlist Into Existence
Pick a bot of your own or borrow one from the community. Sketch the topic. Then chat — paste streaming links, demand more of a feeling, veto the obvious. Recommendations land as draggable tiles with the bot's short case for each, and the live player starts on the first track that resolves.
Every Pick on the Sonic Map
Every track is plotted on a 6,291-genre EveryNoise scatter — organic on the left, electronic on the right; mainstream up top, outernational below. The minimap rides shotgun in the playlist header; the full map opens to a zoomable view with the now-playing track marked, hover-magnify on every label, and manual genre pinning when an artist's auto-classification is wrong.
The Provenance Interrogation
By the time a track makes it into the player, it's been cross-referenced through MusicBrainz, Last.fm, Wikipedia, and the bot's own wiki. Every track lands on one of five tiers — and your bot's temperament on borderline cases is a personality knob you set.
Bring Your Taste In
Connect a Google account and your bot pulls liked videos, subscriptions, and recent activity straight from YouTube. Drop a Google Takeout export and it ingests true watch history with re-watches deduped to most-recent. Signals are weighted into every recommendation the bot makes from then on.